wormofmouth:

thepioden:

holyunholy:

holyunholy:

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

sorry, Dr. Dude

Dude et. al.

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. “hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah” is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

haierld:

George Santos misappropriated thousands of dollars for luxury clothing and he still looks like he shops at Kohl’s like he did all that for nothing

randomslasher:

djadjamankh:

ofools:

ofools:

Sometimes I remember that there’s a massive beef in the paleontological community between Jack Horner and Robert Bakker and it’s so big that when they both worked as advisers on the Jurassic Park films, Spielberg made 2 characters based on them and had a T. rex eat Bakker’s character as a favour to Horner.

“The bearded paleontologist Dr. Robert Burke, who is eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex in Steven Spielberg’s film The Lost World: Jurassic Park, is an affectionate caricature of Bakker.

In real life, Bakker has argued for a predatory T. rex, while Bakker’s rival paleontologist Jack Horner views it as primarily a scavenger.

According to Horner, Spielberg wrote the character of Burke and had him killed by the T. rex as a favor for Horner. After the film came out, Bakker recognized himself in Burke, loved the caricature, and actually sent Horner a message saying, ‘See, I told you T. rex was a hunter!’.”

God this is still funny

Academia is very serious

I adore this, because only in a paleotological fued can both parties be satisfied with a caricature of one being eaten by a t-rex.

figdointed:

catgirl-kaiju:

transfem mousegirl getting bottom surgery be like “if you give a mouse a coochie”

creepymutelilbugger:

creepymutelilbugger:

buy-these-potions:

buy-these-potions:

primarining:

hey why did the dead by daylight devs give the xenomorph queen so much ass

Hold on I gotta look something up

hold on i also gotta look something up

hummingbooks:

Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:

raystarkitty:

The Care Bears visit Ponyville 🌈✨

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

negatiivinenkasapaskaa:

cannibalchicken:

is this a thing?

tovezza:

tovezza:

too many conspiracy theories about oil in gaza and not enough practical understanding of the fact that bibi netanyahu and his cronies have extreme personal reason to keep this war going as long as possible and at any level of civilian cost because the moment it’s over he’ll no longer be a wartime prime minister and will have to face the repercussions for being a massive reason why the october 7 attacks ended up with a body count as high was it was

too many conspiracies about the secret Zionist global cabal elite deep state controlling Biden and the us government and not enough understanding that they “aid” the us so generously gives Israel goes not to Israeli civilians but to purchasing U.S. weaponry from us companies who pocket the sales so that many very bland very white very goy very usamericans mega corporations make a lot of money no matter who dies. This is the military industrial complex and war profiteering 101